By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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NotGabe tells us more.

NotGabe 28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.

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Top comments

RoseBlack123 37

^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!

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NoNamesFree 8

I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!

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Comments

asherm 15

Now someone do this at supermarket, "where's your nuts?"

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IanMoone3611 12

I mean, if you like that kind if thing.

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NoFlippinWai 24

The guys where I work are facinated with this game. There is nothing to be seen more than your boss having another male manager by the nipples. Its all just fun and games... but the girls font get to play.

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Welshite 39

Where exactly would you have smacked her? ;)

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graceinsheepwear 33

Welshite, you are getting far too titillated by this whole scenario... ;-)

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renaee 13

People like that should come with a warning label...

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PenguinBitch 43

Return the favor by giving her a wet willy.

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Rodville 28

That's assault. If that happened in my store she would have gone to jail.

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Aithne83 5

Exactly. Isn't it funny how if a woman does something like that to a man it's brushed off like no big deal, but if a man grabbed a woman's nipples in public he'd be arrested for sexual assault and labeled a sex offender. Interesting double standard.

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flashback_fml 14

Bartbakers song twist your nips comes to mind

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1dvs_bstd 41

What in the blue hell goes through some people's mind?

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