Animals: Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull...

By Drafty - 07/11/2012 21:30 - United States - Sylmar

Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

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By Mr.P - 21/10/2011 15:35 - United States

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By a man - 10/04/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By Fly my pretty, FLY! - 25/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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lilmisslovely13 15

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:32

Thats not true. Like all dogs, it depends on the training. My aunt has a pitbull and it's one of the sweetest dogs I've met.

Futacy 29

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:37

A chuhuahua can be just as mentally vicious as a pitbull, in fact those little bitches will bite your toes off, but when they do it, it's cute. If a pitbull did the same thing, he's probably have to be put down. Double standards? Yes. And it's pretty damn obvious considering those loving canines are banned from the UK. It's time to unite and fight breedism, their time is now.

Comments

nikkinurse 10

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:31

That's a good girl or boy- sucks for you and the dog- but I have a putty and she would e happy if anyone broke in- she would be all " I love you!!!" So maybe that's better

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:38

I hope your pit doesn't try to attack other dogs when you walk him.

Denomic 9

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:40

Seems like the pitbull has a pug snout from the impact..

samasara 20

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:45

Aweee. Seems like you should invest in curtains now, too.

forever_born 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:46

I can't stop laughing I feel for you OP my dog tried the same with my screen door but lucky for me and much to his demise his head just bounced off and he landed on his ass.

PrettyLittleMe0 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:46

Aww :( hope your dog feels better

muffinXmonster 12

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:56

That's what you get for having a pitbull you dumbass.

hillaryrobyn 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:56

It was just acting on instinct, protecting you.

b_rad_fml 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 5:41

YDI for owning such an uncontrollable and UGLY dog. No matter how much you try training pit bulls, they were bred to be the most vicious dog imaginable, and you can never know when they will turn on you or your family, or your neighbors.