Intimacy: Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my...

By je_regrette_tout - 09/03/2013 18:50 - France - Livry-gargan

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2022 16:30

Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Tracking

By busted - 05/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I told my mum that the reason I hadn't contacted her for 3 days was that my internet was broken, when in reality I'd gone off for a dirty weekend with the guy I'm having sex with. I forgot my older sister worked for my internet provider. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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Cbizzlez 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (**** music starts to play)

SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:25

Couldn't pay the bill, huh?

Comments

thundergodx 11

Friday 15 March 2013 23:00

Stranger sex sounds so exciting. I mean you wouldn't want to eat the same foods all the time would you ^^

ph8eyerucker 3

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:25

Thats awesome. How is it bad?

momoegan 4

Friday 29 March 2013 16:40

Do you get free stuff now?

Paly_fml 0

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:07

Lucky!

javidgt8 4

Friday 28 June 2013 3:09

Slutty much??

pie_flavor 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 6:19

Water in glasses is now holy.

chance12497 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:47

And y the **** did u need to have someone come replace ur router , really people if u cant figure your internet stuff out on ur own u dont need it , seems like u watch to much **** anyway

notsofriendly 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:56

Why the **** would you change your own router if you're already paying for a service that provides it? That, plus it'd take the possibility of spontaneous sex out of the equation!