Work: Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace....

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Social media was a mistake

By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Snappy snaps

By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By grosstoenail - 13/07/2016 05:04 - Canada - Courtice

Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML

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CurlyQute 17

Monday 30 March 2015 17:38

What is wrong with people?? Why are some people so inconsiderate!?!

jamesderp 15

Monday 30 March 2015 17:41

**** the selfie stick

Comments

netflixislife 15

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:57

...who randomly carries a selfie stick with them

Dean__Winchester 16

Tuesday 31 March 2015 5:34

Apparently the chick in this FML story. Me personally, I don't understand them. I think they're worthless, but get a dumbass douchebag and suddenly you make money from it, because it's "absolutely amazing"...

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 31 March 2015 14:09

I don't even know what a selfie stick is...

Dean__Winchester 16

Tuesday 31 March 2015 5:27

That's a devoted SnapChat user

white_terrorist 5

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:36

Maybe you should have said something instead of just standing there.

momac86 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 10:26

I'd've confiscated that until she cleaned up her own mess and then snapped a picture of her doing it... Selfie that one sweetie

Khaleesi_D 9

Tuesday 31 March 2015 12:17

Took a cruise at the end of January and you know how flight have safety briefings about where the emergency exits are, well cruises do too, and ours got delayed because idiots wouldn't shut up and listen. On chick was actually using a selfie stick though.Thank God we weren't put in a situation where we had to use what we were told because I think half the people in the meeting would've died.