Work: Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace....

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By grosstoenail - 13/07/2016 05:04 - Canada - Courtice

Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML

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CurlyQute 17

Monday 30 March 2015 17:38

What is wrong with people?? Why are some people so inconsiderate!?!

jamesderp 15

Monday 30 March 2015 17:41

**** the selfie stick

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fuckercakes 21

Monday 30 March 2015 18:31

Okay I'm not trying to be that one person who says "All Americans are idiots" but these are the ones we laugh at in Europe.

aloha_oe 24

Monday 30 March 2015 19:00

Plot twist: it was actually a girl with a white cane

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:45

Pretty sure you can't put a phone securely on a cane...smh.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 30 March 2015 19:32

Somebody came in my workplace the other day with a selfie stick. I was shocked that there are people out there who aren't embarrassed by that.

jbrabander 16

Monday 30 March 2015 19:37

I believe I'd have chased her down and beaten her with that selfie stick.

LovelyDeadGirl 13

Monday 30 March 2015 19:55

Well that's incredibly rude. Sorry that you had to deal with that. Selfie Sticks are horrid creations.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 30 March 2015 20:02

Another reason Instagrammers are terrible people

myselfkk 20

Monday 30 March 2015 20:13

Another selfie-addict... well cheer up i am sure u got more comments than her selfie today....

missbrit818 20

Monday 30 March 2015 20:35

People seriously buy that thing? I was hoping it was a joke... Smh

WittyMoron 22

Monday 30 March 2015 20:44

Gotta love selfie sticks.

RoseCParker 4

Monday 30 March 2015 20:48

Our generation is messed up man...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 6 July 2015 7:31

I guarantee you that there were probably similar or worse teenager trends in the past that older generations looked down upon.

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