By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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dramaababyy 0

youre a dumb ass. a tornado watch just means that it is plausible weather for one. a warning means one is coming. so ydi for obviously not being educated.

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marissakmnn 0

do you have just one bathroom, orrrr?

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MissBBGoodGirl 0

It's just a watch, not a warning! You can be on watch from the comfort of your thrown!

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sc80531 0

quit bitching. it's just a tornado watch. it's not like there is a confirmed touchdown.

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Lunchbox3 0

wow it seems like everyone on fml has diarrhea during a shitty time...

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duckie227 22

OP.... ummm.... a watch just means it COULD happen not that it IS happening. watches last for hours. we get 'watches' all the time here in Michigan where the weather changes every minute. so sit your ass on the crapper.

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xxchrisxx18 0

I'm pretty sure there are like 20 tornado warnings where I'm from every year but there hasn't been a tornado for 23 years. I'm sure you'll be fine

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Black_ops2735 0

What if someone walks by the window while you were taking a dump

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xgetxbentx 13

it's only a watch, warnings are what you need to worry about. still sucks, but it could be worse. you should probably get some immodium though so that doesn't happen again.

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shaggyfresh 0

your jokes ******* suck. Your the biggest N00B on FML.com

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