By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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mjp253 0

he's okay. nothing happened in north Carolina yesterday, I would know.

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yscpunkchick 14

if its just a watch, dont be such a damn baby. the warnings are what you need to worry about

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lolmyendoff456 7

hahahaha as soon as I read this I started lmao :D

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savfd645 7

it's just a tornado watch. that means that there are favorable conditions for tornados. doesnt necessarily mean there is gonna be a tornado while you are on the shitter.

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whosechairisthat 0

what a great idea. " and then we'll put a toilet right here, ya know, where u get half naked, and we will put a window right in front of it." brilliant.

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sportsphotogirl 0

a tornado watch is not the same as a warning. a watch means it could happen. a warning means take cover. I am sure you will be fine.

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garrardgirl 0

Dude, tornado watches aren't that bad! My county has had one everyday this spring. we have one right now! If it was a tornado warning, then maybe I would not go to the bathroom.

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garrardgirl 0

so, while a tornado is swirling away to your house,, you fml about it? cool(:

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neon_neon 0

Well, you should be fine. A watch doesn't really mean much. Warnings are when they suggest taking cover. So go poop.

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