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By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight

By cargaljen - 07/08/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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By normal - 21/01/2013 20:24 - France - Ambres

Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

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skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:32

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

Zestus 19

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:32

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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meg238f 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:31

It's just a watch. We get them all the time, and only an actual tornado rarely.

TattsNdVodka 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:35

A lot of people on FML come down with a violent case of diarrhea....weird.

tayybayybayyyy 4

Friday 29 April 2011 5:04

maybe it's all the same guy

Ibogaine 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:35

Almost 200 people were killed in AL yesterday by a tornadoe.

chevyuser 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:55

WATCH and WARNING are 2 different things.

Blacksmokehick 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:56

tornado watch doesnt mean shit...warnings are

jjmierau 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:03

LOL must be that time of the year to get violent diarrhea .. Nasty .

MCRpoison2016 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:05

why is your toilet in front of a window....?

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:10

does not equal apparently backslash and forward slash are filtered out of comments

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:11

haha would u rather die or shit on ur selves

Elledanae 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:24

It's not a warning so poop away.

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