By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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lulututu 4

why is there a window in front of your toilet in the first place. weird.

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scottymbev 0

i hope ur ok it said 288 people were killed in that twister

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corrinaswan 0

well enjoy the show look on the bright side u get s show before u die jk jk I'm sorry i had to say it but I'm sorry hope ur ok wht did u eat btw

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PYLrulz 17

A tornado watch means conditions are favorable over a set amount of time. if it's a warning, you might have something here. YDI for being an idiot

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HAVOK14 3

It's a tornado watch. It means only that the conditions are right for a tornado. YDI for being a pussy

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lidemocr 0

you all are idiots. a tornado WATCH doesn't mean shit. we have them a lot in TX and rarely does it produce an actual funnel cloud. a WARNING however means there is actually one and you'd better do something quick. neg me all you want but I'm just saying...

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shmeetak 0

if it was the same storms that came here... u never know when a tornado could hit. so I would be scared hell that night everyone was scared and alot of people are still without power. we had about 6 hit around us we got lucky.

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Madrias 36

All this means is you now have the right to crap dangerously.

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