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By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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By cargaljen - 07/08/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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By normal - 21/01/2013 20:24 - France - Ambres

Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

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skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:32

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

Zestus 19

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:32

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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nunyourbuisness 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:57

just because theirs a tornado watch that doesn't mean theirs goin to be a tornado where I live we get tornado watches all the time

aml6154 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:00

why is it right in front of a window might I ask?

photogal12345 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:09

umm. why do you have a window right in front of your toilet? can't people... see.... everything? sorry though! :/

rangermedic77 5

Friday 29 April 2011 5:23

window in front of your toilet?? WTF

missy1228 2

Friday 29 April 2011 5:31

dying or ******** urself hmmmmm very hard decsion

Complaining 13

Friday 29 April 2011 5:34

Don't worry, you'll make it through. Also, the OP might mean they have a window near the toilet in the bathroom. Our toilet has a window on the right side, a little bit above the toilet area. Besides, we're pretty high up in an apartment complex and our blinds are securely closed.

serenaf 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:39

find another toilet duh!!

Blessthefall6 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:43

We had one today too :O

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:44

I'm still trying to decide why your toilet was located infront of a window.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Friday 29 April 2011 5:44

My fiancé was driving through that same storm! :3 I feel for ya.

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