Miscellaneous: Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered... - FML

By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By nottananny - 21/07/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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MissIconic 8

Monday 24 September 2012 12:06

Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/

the_anti_hipster 7

Monday 24 September 2012 12:07

Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.

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captainObviously 15

Monday 24 September 2012 15:34

Cant fault the man for trying. Haha men will be men. Cheers!!

SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Monday 24 September 2012 15:54

I would've told his wife.

ebonyirony 29

Monday 24 September 2012 18:21

Yes. Every woman who just delivered her child wants this on top of it.

SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Monday 24 September 2012 19:22

At least she'll know who her baby daddy is

noisebox 1

Monday 24 September 2012 16:20

Just go for it until something better comes along...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 24 September 2012 16:22

Probably has 8 different kids with 8 other women.

ObeyStudKing 4

Monday 24 September 2012 17:05

What a ******* dick. I would have kicked him in the balls. I hope you tell his wife he made a pass at you after she has the baby, but please be careful. There's a high chance he could switch things around and mess with your job. Good luck

Haskins54 4

Monday 24 September 2012 17:08

Wtf, his a dick

DylansMomma 9

Monday 24 September 2012 18:06

Your comment : What a jackass. I hope you called him out on how disrespectful that is not only to his WIFE but to his child about to be born.

challan 19

Monday 24 September 2012 18:08

I recently met a man who discussed his loving wife and 8 (yes 8) kids with me. We were having a great conversation, and he seemed so nice, until he asked me if I'd like to try out his oral skills, because he was the ultimate o giver.

183933 6

Monday 24 September 2012 18:26

I feel sorry for his wife and newborn.

charlybrown258 0

Monday 24 September 2012 18:45

Sleeeeezy , men are pigs

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