By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
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MissIconic 8

Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/

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the_anti_hipster 7

Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.

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outoftown 26

#21, Or, by now, the baby. Poor mom, poor baby, poor OP.

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X_Codes 11

Nobody caught the reference? Kudos to the OP for that.

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RogueWarrior869 23

Sounds like that scene from Frasier. And for the name, Animaniacs, anyone?

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shaddupta 4

Well, on the bright side, at least you're not the one who had to labor to bring this a$$hole's child into the world. She and this unfortunate infant will certainly face much more adversity than you, with your stable occupation and probably many individuals vying for your attention who are far more worthy. He can, and proably will, go to H-E double hockey sticks, while you can feel good about being the "better person," whether or not you choose to tell her.

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maybso 0

the baby needs a new daddy

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Poor wife.... Tell her when it's convenient...

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