Awkward and Love: Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

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IrishWildMan 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:28

It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.

sharmen 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

haha!!! u idot!!!

Ingenious 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:19

...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L

sixtimessix 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:26

lol a women fainted

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:34

fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away

theian01 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:39

That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.

persianlovaaa691 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:55

can someone please suck my **** ?

persianlovaaa691 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:57

omg sorry guys I didn't write that:|

FrenchToast94 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:21

maybe I would if you weren't 12.. :D

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:44

26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 8 November 2010 7:39

Absitively.

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:15

shit, get your act together! hahah

restythestar 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

more like FHL

cars819 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

lmao, it happens to me too much :)

sharmen 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:59

ZOMGMETOO

Draminicaus 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:51

Zaboomafoo**

Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:18

so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:16

Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this: After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.