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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By nottananny - 21/07/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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MissIconic 8

Monday 24 September 2012 12:06

Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/

the_anti_hipster 7

Monday 24 September 2012 12:07

Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.

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Whistlee 8

Monday 24 September 2012 18:55

Wow. What a great dad.

wellthatsukx 0

Monday 24 September 2012 19:28

You should tell the wife.

MisterEx 28

Monday 24 September 2012 19:37

Strangle him with the cord they cut after delivering the baby. "English is my third language"

sheethapins 13

Monday 24 September 2012 21:27

Sorry that happened OP. Just do your job and ignore the guys who act like that, especially under circumstances, not worth losing your job. As always you naturally might fall victim to moral conflict, but as her nurse it is a conflict of interest. She just had her baby, she needs to enjoy that day. Just know that one day she will find out, can't be the first time and it likely won't be the last.

kool_girl_123 9

Monday 24 September 2012 21:42

That dude is a jerk

mskimbelinapham 5

Monday 24 September 2012 21:45

Smh I don't like him. :(

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 24 September 2012 23:17

That's shameless! However this should be the wife's FML.

akmissey 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 6:44

Exactly what I was thinking.. Poor wife :(

onorexveritas 23

Monday 24 September 2012 23:51

she wont be ready for him for another few weeks is all

pop7467 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:00

Whatever you do don't go with him or you will end up like his poor wife!

alovej1025 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:14

Damn that's suck I feel really bad for his wife you should tell

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