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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Hitting it off

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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Sammara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:33

Just please be nice when and if he calls! Gay guys have assumed my husband is gay on a number of occasions, and he always takes it as a compliment--most gay guys have good taste. :-)

jvjanisse 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:16

how adorable, take it as a compliment. we're very picky

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bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:51

you taught me a very good lesson, ask why first

Andydandy_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:32

Awwww, that's adorable ^^ But yeah, you should totally take it as a compliment.

Nochance169 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:13

That's so cute!!!

mochiko 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:36

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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girlwhoactshigh 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 6:25

Ide throw up if a some anti gay person hit on me they are gross :D

jjstock 7

Friday 12 August 2011 15:23

Lol wow.anti gay people are gross.hahahaha

retrosaxaphone 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:38

Shut up 27. Hes probably a 15 year old boy whos been teased his entire life by people like you. Lol haha we are picky >:D

Littbuff 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:39

Agreed!

gorbagil 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:59

Dude that sucks =/

icu_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:14

that was a wicked move by the girl and that kid. I dont know why you people think its so adorable that the girl tricked him and now he has to break the kid's heart.