By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

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bijan311 0

That's pretty funny

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Rayan8D 0

Where the **** were you , why would there be a wasp inside the living room , bedroom , bathroom ect. and I you were outside, **** YOU.

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xNephilim 18

There are many ways wasps can get into your house. Ever heard of something called 'window' and 'door'? You know, sometimes, you leave either one of them open for a moment to get some fresh air or to go outside. Or, believe it or not, through the AC. I had a wasp's nest in my room a few weeks ago. It happens. All the time. And why shouldn't the OP go outside? You must have a very sad life if you spend it indoors all the time. I'd suggest you to get up from your chair or bed or wherever the heck you're sitting, move your feet and go outside. It can be quite beautiful out there.

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herbasaur 0

why were your nipples out?0.o

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Loreil_fml 0

I don't get how the wasp would be able to sting your chest if you were wearing a shirt... or why you didn't hear the wasp buzzing and get the hell away from it. Common sense; don't let a wasp near you and you won't gt stung.

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Pryncezzbg 0

ouch and the bee probaly flew in her shirt!!!

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kykyshay 0

cause every one walks outside with there nipples out of their shirts?

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the_huldra 1

At least you got something to touch your nipple. Wait how did it get down your shirt?

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MIL0_fml 0

:S why did you have your shirt off to get stung to begin with?

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