By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

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bijan311 0

That's pretty funny

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zackkmann21 0

if your a girl how would the wasp have stung your nipple unless your top was off outside..

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brian15_fml 0

atleast u have the big **** you have always wanted

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rsd117 0

ow that must have hurt be glad it was not your ********

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hoshisan_fml 0

.....why/how were ur breasts exposed enough to let a wasp sting u???...I'm stunned yet fascinated...

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captain91 0

Boobies! That sucks though

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fruityloopz 4

how does this happen??

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ColourlessColor 0

Where the **** were you that a wasps bit your nipple and WHY weren't you wearing a shirt?

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HappyPickles 11

OP - that sucks - FYL To all the short-range thinkers saying OP must have been topless outside, I ask: Q: Have you never seen an insect *inside* the house? Q: Have you ever considered OP was wearing something thin, like a ... (wait for it) ... a bikini?? Q: Have you ever considered OP might have been wearing something loose on top like ... a tee-shirt??? And finally, why shouldn't someone be topless or naked outside anyway? There are plenty of situations in which that's a reasonable thing to do.

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Ugi 26

These are all plausible - and it's worth remembering that wasps can sting through thin clothing, if it's tight to the skin (bikini?).

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vannesaisabeezy 0

wtf were you topless or something? YDI.

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