By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

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bijan311 0

That's pretty funny

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screamjewel_ 0

Haha, sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this. :P

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shadyecko 0

Ok how is the best way to put this.... Ydi for getting stung by a bee Ydi for getting stung by a bee twice Ydi for having breasts Ydi for wanted to use those breasts to fornicate *flips up collar, puts on sun glasses*

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lovelove24 1

remember... theres always room for one more!

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pinkprincess7849 0

ud figure ur dumbass would have ran instead of standing there. "o look a pretty wasp let me stand here so it can stung the crap out of me"ydi

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spanyardsneedlea 0

I can't say ydi or your life sucks cuz you got one more boob!!! how do your get a profile pic on here if I'm on iPod?

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Quest_ 13

You better get someone to kiss it better.

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JokeMeister 0

You stayed in one place long enough after the first sting to get another? doofus.

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xNephilim 18

Ever considered that the wasp stung her THROUGH her shirt?

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