Work: Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it...

By SteamLass765 - 13/08/2015 09:58

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

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By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By Mycardoesn'tevenwork - 22/02/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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Make your mind up

By ActionBastard - 23/04/2021 04:59

Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML

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LilMissCanadian 22

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:05

Sorry OP. You did your best. FYL

Omfgitsmia 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:05

Sorry OP. She sounds like an idiot.

Comments

Scorpio1691 29

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:21

How on this side of hell is being snippy a reason for the police to get involved and better yet, give you shit about it?

I_Like_Dogs 28

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:28

And they didn't give a shit about the woman who could have hurt someone?

lvg_fml 10

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:29

Seriously the police have no greater crimes to deal with than being snippy

golden23 10

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:34

Well I hope you told the cops that they couldn't be on the job site without proper PPE and certifications well people were working. You can't treat others different. For those people that say they have a right because they are cops they don't unless they have a warrant, or proper reason to make work stop on site so it is safe for them to be on there.

saymynamess 19

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:22

I hope that the OP was wearing the PPE to start with.

PaulChristie 13

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:37

That's just general health and safety though? Because I work on site too and I know what this is like. Morons, morons everywhere

aneff0592 13

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:58

If you go to jail I suggest making up a different reason for doing time haha but in all seriousness can they even do that? I don't see a court siding with them if you fight it