Miscellaneous: Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was...

By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 002

By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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You deserved it 5 997

By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 370

You deserved it 3 804

By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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You deserved it 3 778

By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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You deserved it 3 546

By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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You deserved it 48 409

By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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You deserved it 298

By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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You deserved it 5 024

WCARlover 34

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:08

Yeah as a general rule of thumb you shouldn't touch anything on a stranger

Reasonable_one 12

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:34

Keep your hands to yourself.

Comments

Catdragon 40

Saturday 4 February 2017 22:32

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ironik69 31

Saturday 4 February 2017 23:15

What makes you think it is nice to invade someone's personal space like that?

scififemme 23

Sunday 5 February 2017 0:48

Once during an interview my friend reached across the table to remove a hair from the candidate's collar. The hair was attached to her chin.

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 5 February 2017 2:23

how is that even possible. did she have like no neck and then chin was right next to the collar. because if not that candidate shoulda plucked that ****** before their job interview. though I do feel maybe your friend got too much into the person space zone by trying to get the hair. that must have been hella awkward.

kristinjeaneen 21

Sunday 5 February 2017 5:31

I don't find a stranger ever touching me to be "kind" or "nice." Unless she was about to walk in front of a bus or something and you saved her life, don't touch people.