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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By banana2894 - 10/08/2012 04:40 - United States - Eugene

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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By iloveretail - 08/08/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, a woman threatened to stab my eyes out because I wouldn't let her into the shop I closed and locked up half an hour ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 01:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Dying Son - 05/04/2019 12:00

Today, as I was sitting on a bench thinking about an upcoming test, some hysterical woman slapped me out of nowhere because she thought I was staring at her ass. I was staring blankly into the void. FML

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By kinlin - 02/06/2018 19:00

Today, an attractive woman looked in my direction and smiled. My wife saw this and stomped on my foot, and I screamed like a little girl from the pain. People turned and stared. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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Sebastian_NG 17

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:02

... #3 gets thumbed down

elpopsw 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:01

Did the ground swallow you and your paranoia up?

Comments

TheTerenity 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:10

(.)_(°)

iheartstewie7 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:17

Lol. funny, but mean

TheTerenity 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:40

I know...

lookingforlovee 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:11

Overreacting much?

perdix 29

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:13

At least you weren't the poor bastard who was being ogled lewdly by her industrious, hard-working eye!

nadnerbz 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:15

Wouldn't you be able to tell? If she only had one lazy eye, you should notice that the other one isn't looking at you

flailingCheese 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:22

Now we are gonna see an fml: Today some guy started screaming at me because I have a lazy eye and he thought I was staring at him.

twisted_cherub 14

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:25

OP, I feel sorry for anyone who thinks you're so cute they can't take their eyes off you. Not used to being checked out?

ZippandButtons 7

Monday 16 April 2012 4:43

Now I feel ugly and self-conscious.

MoogleSam 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:38

I honestly suggest you go to anger management classes because you clearly have a really short fuse if you can't even handle someone staring at you for 5 minutes. Being stared at may be creepy but that doesn't give you the right to scream at people for it, especially not after only 5 minutes. Even if she didn't have a lazy eye, it could have been because she thought she recognised your face or she could have easily been staring into space or she could have been looking at something right next to you. You screaming at her to cut it out was completely rude and immature so you completely deserve any feelings of guilt or shame that you are currently feeling because you did not handle that situation correctly at all.

esines 9

Monday 16 April 2012 0:41

ONLY 5 minutes? 5 minutes may not seem like a long time, but for staring at someone it is. I would get creeped out too if someone stared at me for that long, but I wouldn't make an ass of myself