Miscellaneous: Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five...

By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 920

You deserved it 33 930

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 583

You deserved it 48 023

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 538

You deserved it 58 247

By banana2894 - 10/08/2012 04:40 - United States - Eugene

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 578

You deserved it 3 491

By iloveretail - 08/08/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, a woman threatened to stab my eyes out because I wouldn't let her into the shop I closed and locked up half an hour ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 865

You deserved it 818

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 01:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 613

You deserved it 87

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 180

You deserved it 14 775

By Dying Son - 05/04/2019 12:00

Today, as I was sitting on a bench thinking about an upcoming test, some hysterical woman slapped me out of nowhere because she thought I was staring at her ass. I was staring blankly into the void. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 078

You deserved it 191

By kinlin - 02/06/2018 19:00

Today, an attractive woman looked in my direction and smiled. My wife saw this and stomped on my foot, and I screamed like a little girl from the pain. People turned and stared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 095

You deserved it 935

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 653

You deserved it 3 761

By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 318

You deserved it 74 531

Sebastian_NG 17

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:02

... #3 gets thumbed down

elpopsw 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:01

Did the ground swallow you and your paranoia up?

Comments

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:46

I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch.

iPeterPan 8

Monday 16 April 2012 7:51

You're* >:-)

fayelouu13 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:49

Haha, I would of thought that she was staring at me too!-___-

supermattyboy 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:59

no 1 ever reply to me ;(

supermattyboy 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:02

what is op?

Kuqito 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:26

You deserved it for being an ass

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:36

56, in the time it took you to type this up and hit 'send', you could've Googled the definition and read a paragraph on it. Stop being lazy.

elinachka 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:39

A guy stared at me for like an hour in class, I just walked away, without screaming.......

droln4maltesers 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:47

YDI for being conceited and ignorant

kylelove 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:25

Why didn't you just ask her why she was staring at you?

smump 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:27

I don't know why there are so many YDIs I think that it would have creeped most people out. OP may not have considered her having a lazy eye because he was scared.

downtime 12

Monday 16 April 2012 6:32

"Oh god, shes still looking at me, its been 5 minutes, this is the scariest shit ever..." Yeah, I don't think so. He's an idiot, he over reacts and makes himself sound like he needs therapy.