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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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By JohnBlack - 12/06/2012 03:56 - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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Respect should be earned

By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By iloveretail - 08/08/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, a woman threatened to stab my eyes out because I wouldn't let her into the shop I closed and locked up half an hour ago. FML

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Badass

By I’m stressed - 22/12/2020 08:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 23 February 2015 22:37

That's when you let go of the door and let it slam in her face.

itsjustsofunny 17

Monday 23 February 2015 22:37

What a knob.

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zenrael 21

Monday 23 February 2015 22:41

You should apologize and then hold the door closed for her. See if that helps the bitch.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Monday 23 February 2015 22:41

People just don't have manners, sorry OP

lent 5

Monday 23 February 2015 22:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

sjhill 32

Monday 23 February 2015 22:43

Must be a feminist.

MERICAN_REDNECK 10

Monday 23 February 2015 22:43

Dang feminists.

Scarylizard1798 23

Monday 23 February 2015 22:45

Seems like U can't do anything nice without pushback now adays

ihartmytdi 23

Monday 23 February 2015 22:45

That's when you look her straight in the eyes and tell her you're just trying to cool down the building with the outside air flow, and to stop being a bitch.

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 23 February 2015 22:46

Let it slam right into her face next time, thankless twat!!

mct_1087 27

Monday 23 February 2015 22:47

Slam it right in her face for being so damn rude.

KokiKariya 7

Monday 23 February 2015 22:50

See! Chivalry isn't dead...it's just getting much, much weirder

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