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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:59

tell your zits "don't get mad, get glad!" and give them a cookie :D

ily1210 10

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:08

ouch fyl but green? wtf is that normal? lmao go wash ur face maybe see if it comes oFF?

ChavitasGirl16 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:59

FockinA 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:28

bandaids cover up nicelly. say you got hit by something small in the face

Fop 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:30

YDI for caring.

MariahMayhem 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:49

Concealer ?

WalmartBagz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:09

After 22 years of perfect skin, YDI. Haw haw.

loveurlifeJK 5

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:56

Heh... Angry pimples. That's funny.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:03

@ # 18 Hahaha that made my day! You must have a sick mind to be the first to spot that (pardon the pun OP)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:17

Angry pimples? What, did they bitchslap you or something?

ClumsyJason 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:37

Lol, no, angry pimpies mean like big bulging out pimples. In this term, angry means big or massive.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:38

lol I know. I'm just joking :]

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:31

Sarcasm fail :)

chusk 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:39

I have acne so I know how horrible it is.. but on the other hand, you've only had it for ONE day! seriously, you should be grateful for 22 years of perfect skin.