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Welcome to my life, every night lol
Get a hobby that is more memorable than your job, I play videogames before bed and often end up with amazing ass dreams about videogames. May or may not work for you, though. Good luck.
I made a FML similar to this and it got rejected.... I hate this site
I had a dream once that I was hungry at work so I printed a chicken and ate it and got fired because it wasn't lunch and I was wasting ink.
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Cross your fingers and hope you get it out of your system early, then the rest of your employment can be work dream-free! You're probably stressing subconsciously about learning the ropes, so I wouldn't worry too much. Good luck with the new job!
sounds like a 'dream job' sorry for you though, spend your evenings doing something you like, that would help.