By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 389
You deserved it 4 089

Same thing different taste

Top comments

at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

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Ozone1232 5

You have to load the gun before you go shoot some fun ;). Don't jerk it for a while then you should be good.

if you were in Australia, I would suggest calling AMI but since you are not... good luck.

hewro_failure 11

Maybe you are really just gay

asokathegreat 3

daym man. i dunno y ppl r giving him shit bcos he cudnt get laid in 5 years. its not like everybody magically gets laid. i'm 20 nd i nvr got laid yet.

zethdavila 0

That means u need to use it more

They have pills for that! Are you over weight and have high cholesterol? It's more common than you think!

thefuckinloser 6

if you dont use it you lose it should have bought at least a ******** from some *****

AtrumMessor 1

Confidence. That'll do ya. You're nervous. Keep trying and don't rely on drugs forever. Get to the root of it in your mind.