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So you haven't had a wank during the last 5 years and you're still young? Hmm?
Time to hit up the Viagra
That must be hard on you...oh wait.
It may have just been a case of "performance anxiety".
First time after 5 years - that's a lot of pressure. Don't feel too bad and don't jump to conclusions. Once your mind relaxes, you will probaby have no problems.
Yeah your probably nervous bud just keep talkin to the girl and get comfortable with her maybe mr. Jonhston will come up after that haha good luck to ya " if that doesn't work Viagra is your answer"
Poor guy! Maybe you werent attracted to her, or you just lost your sex drive. Certain food helps with that :p watch the doctors! :)
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Love the OP's username!! Lolz
at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...