By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 389
You deserved it 4 089

Same thing different taste

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at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

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So you haven't had a wank during the last 5 years and you're still young? Hmm?

bmxerboy14 0

You could be gay?? Gay is ok bro(:

hateevryone 14

5 years? wow...that's a long time to go without sex!

shaneman96 0

It may have just been a case of "performance anxiety".

First time after 5 years - that's a lot of pressure. Don't feel too bad and don't jump to conclusions. Once your mind relaxes, you will probaby have no problems.

Yeah your probably nervous bud just keep talkin to the girl and get comfortable with her maybe mr. Jonhston will come up after that haha good luck to ya " if that doesn't work Viagra is your answer"

Poor guy! Maybe you werent attracted to her, or you just lost your sex drive. Certain food helps with that :p watch the doctors! :)