By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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Llama_Face89 33

....I admit I have quite a few issues...thankfully this is not one of them...I'd not be able to live with the embarrassment..

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jansleevee 2

Have him ' practice' on his own, not just finishing, but controling it. Also there is what's called a **** ring, its suposto help with control. There is a lot one can learn from the right fanfiction lol

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blackonblight 32

So long as he's not just giving you the one minute of penetration and stopping, it shouldn't be an issue. I mean, six months of sex, he is managing to pleasure you other ways, right? He's got to be at least getting you off somehow. Otherwise one would think a serious discussion would have taken place before now.

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LissaMccracken 23

One whole minute. My my. He should be so proud.

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allplayedout 20

How have y'all been at this for six months? Have you tried letting him ****** during foreplay and giving him a break before getting it up again? He might last longer that way. Whatever happens, make sure you're getting yours so you don't end up resenting him. I hope he's as into pleasing you as he is pleasing himself...

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Omniprism 14

There are things you can buy to prolong his ejaculation.

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moonmoon520 9

Well gives a new meaning to the word "quickie"

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