By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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GetBent730 5

1.) u have a problem a lot of girls wish they had. You're pussy must be just that damn good! 2.) teach him to use his tongue

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L_Guy_5 1

Just be patient! In a few years it will be 2 minutes.

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redmnky21 8

I dunno 6 months of sex sobs like a pretty long time

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bman5064 11

its understandable the 1st few times. 6 months is a bit much

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bdub31 11

Just keep working at it, it will get better.

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csmith621 3

How have you put up with this shit for SIX MONTHS?

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Vlen_fml 20

christ, i thought i was awful when i only lasted about 4 minutes my first time, get this guy checked for medical conditions that cause premature ejaculation.

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rudeb0y 3

sounds like you have the same problem as OPs man

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