Intimacy: Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with...

By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

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By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Quickie

By Disappointed - 04/09/2020 20:08 - Austria

Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Thursday 3 October 2013 8:50

that's progress, support the guy

Harpy20 24

Thursday 3 October 2013 8:52

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

Comments

EatMorezBrainz 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 22:53

I know that's not a fu situation, but you should support him because very man really does try

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 4 October 2013 0:29

You need an upgrade.

Arikaz 2

Friday 4 October 2013 1:00

I can totally feel you on this. My husband has the same issue and recently we found out he had low testosterone, literally the same level of a 65 year old man and my hubby is only 30. Maybe that could be the problem with your boyfriend? They can do labs to find out if that is the case. I know the situation is no fun (literally lol) but at least you seem to be handling the whole thing rather well. Only advice I have for ya is to go "self service" if ya catch my drift. Good luck with dealing with everything!

Shade1982 20

Friday 4 October 2013 9:35

I don't think you have to say 'if ya catch my drift' with something so blatantly obvious...

ultra_notorious 26

Friday 4 October 2013 2:09

usually chicks resort to cheating for said incompetence/lack of ability. congrats on your fidelity!

Ryan8878 21

Friday 4 October 2013 6:27

You should learn to appreciate the small things. An achievement is an achievement.

sssayesss 5

Friday 4 October 2013 15:30

You've been with him for at least six months, if sex were so important to you you would have ended the relationship over it already; clearly there's more important parts of this relationship to you. A. Either you're not really helping him, being proactive, and talking him through ideas since this has taken six months, or B. you also don't know what the hell you are doing. . .