By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Have him rub one out a half hour before you two do it. He'll last longer. Last resort have him talk to his doctor.

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xx000o 27

Just think, in 6 months he will be at 1:15.

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spazr 2

My girlfriend hates that I last too long!!!

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EpicSquishii 21

Pertinent in what way, exactly? Good for you.

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evilpokey 11

Have him knock one out and get him on the reload

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bakateus 10

3 in 10 men suffer with this problem...the ideal length is in between 5 - 7 mins.... try a second time right after... it lasts more!

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graceinsheepwear 33

The ideal length of time for who? Where'd you come up with that figure? That's just getting started.

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perdix 29

He's got ten fingers and a tongue. If he brings in the team for backup, neither of you will care that he's a Three-Pump Chump.

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novapine 19

if you aren't OK with this, you need to have a long discussion and looks up ways of making it last.

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tishtashbat 16

You could try keeping going (after a break if he needs one) - he'll probably last longer the second time around. That also means if he masturbates beforehand, he should last longer too. Plus you can get lube and I'm pretty sure some condoms that have some kind of numbing agent in them to decrease his sensitivity so he lasts longer.

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Mr_Mole 24

Keep him interested and go for round 2. That always lasts longer. Don't put all the pressure on him as it only makes it worse.

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