By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's progress, support the guy

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Harpy20 24

Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)

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soul_meets_body 11

Once you have good, satisfying sex, you will love it.

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queerdragon 20

He can't help it. What you need to do is add more foreplay.

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picturescrazy 24

Poor guy. Is he at least good at pleasing you in other ways? I feel like not being able to get a partner off due to being premature every single time would really wear away at your self-esteem :(

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TheBrochure 22

Yes! That is definitely a resulting issue many times, which is why it is very important for OP (and all you ladies and gentlemen out there committed to a partner with this problem) to do what she can to help the boyfriend to relax physically and mentally, and show that she's committed to working on it, because associating stress with sex will almost always make the performance problem worse.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

haha your right about that

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EpicSquishii 21

72- Dude. Seriously. You keep making yourself look ridiculously eager to engage these pretty gals in sex talk. Knock it off. Or at least send a privaate message.

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Parkour_rocks 20

Haha dude got owned.

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Jst4kicks 16

damnn poor guy, kudos to you for staying with him, shows your a decent person.. idk try multiple rounds??

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Wakachulak 22

Tell him to pull out at the 30 second mark, then stick it back in. I've never tried it, but supposedly it can stretch it to a few hours.

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ak_6694 16

Drinking alcohol beforehand makes a huge difference for guys. It decreases our sensitivity 'down there' and means we last longer. You don't have to get him TOO drunk (otherwise it will probably be pretty unpleasant for you anyway), but maybe 4-6 beers and he should last at least 5 minutes. My ex-gf and I used to experiment with this, and I went from lasting 5 minutes to 15 after drinking.

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