Money: Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate...

By JP - 18/06/2009 16:11 - Italy

Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML

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By Celina - 12/01/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

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Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By witt75 - 23/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By Jago - 12/08/2021 03:01

Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.

unlucky91 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:05

If your friends were good.. they would pay for your last meal in Italy.

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aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.

easylazy 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:31

#1- I hope that's sarcasm And OP, big deal I've survived days without eating anything at all

bskballa92 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:24

You retard of course it's sarcasm

aback 4

Friday 19 June 2009 1:27

Yeah, it's sarcasm. :D The whole drama of having to *survive* for a whole day on stale crackers slew me.

Trebek 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

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todo350 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:37

your a dumbass. italian food is the best. its one of the most highly praised foods world wide. i hope your comment was sarcasm, otherwise you simply have no appreciation for food...

darebear331 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:10

**** yeah! spaghetti and pizza ftw!

beefsupreme78 16

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:37

You're

PureGold 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Believe it or not, as long as you're with your friends, you CAN have a good time without spending money. I'm sure of it.

st0815 9

Friday 19 June 2009 22:17

Yeah, his friends are going to love it when they can't even get an ice cream or a cup of coffee 'cause he doesn't have a cent on him. Or he could mooch of his friends ... not everybody enjoys doing that, though. Definitely YDI though - he needs to keep an eye on his money.

riku3220 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:04

Aw ha man that really sucks dude. Maybe you'll find a lotto ticket in the wind.

hi5534 3

Friday 19 June 2009 6:12

yep, one in a million chance. Good luck :D

shameonmedude 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:04

STOP SPENDING SO MUCH MY NIG!

Outpail 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:05

OOOhhh, that's horrible, but at least next time you'll be more careful with your money and not buy that nice little trinket from Venice that you'll put up and never see again, right??