By Username - 03/03/2010 16:34 - France

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML
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Taipan_fml 0

I didn't know Batman used that. Huh. Learn sumthin new every day.

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xoconnie 8

wait wth is it? actually i dont wanna know.......

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zebra_pillow 0

WTF is this lol

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Colin466 0

How the **** is this a FML?

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dudeitsdanny 9

Do you like surprise liquid-ish poop? I clicked FYL twice because of that last sentence

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DGross 8

It's obviously for when Robin gets wedged in there a little too far...duh

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shamille 5

that would be funny if it were for the other kind of stool. but then your stool would be worthless...

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DavidCooksAngel 0

the best stool softner is eating at taco bell or white castles.

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

@61... LMAO yes.

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deng314 0

I don't even care that op's life isn't effed, this made me laugh! love it!

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TheBreaKer_fml 0

agree, 61, 80 and 82 ^^

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HeresReality 0

you used a laxative fml? this is so dumb it's not even worth this comment

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piggy94 0

80 is hot as hell and has some huge ones

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lawlren 0

If you have experienced the pain of Ducolax, you would understand why it's an FML. So, yeah. STFU. Learn what you're talking about.

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Aah_Zombies 0

Aahahaha that should be their new slogan. Sick, but I giggled.

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jgill87 0

yea, what's a stool softener? also, agreed with 93.

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EpicFMyLife 0

I feel so much better that I can poop normally than ever before.

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Taipan_fml 0

I didn't know Batman used that. Huh. Learn sumthin new every day.

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iSitt 0

that's how he slid down to the batcave

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Veunz 4

*shrivels up and gets in the fetal position as the mental imagery engraves itself in her head*

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eat_this_buddie 5

drink lots and lots of water op.

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UberFail79 0

No, actually don't drink ANY liquids. Then, set up a webcam so we can observe your horrendous pain.

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goatfeathers 1

Haha, best FML ever. Favorited just for the Robin reference.

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f_alltheirlives 3

"Lets remove that constipated look on that face"

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ohSNAPyall 26

Unfunny. And what did you think it did? Why else would you have taken it?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Hint: Most things with "lax" in the product name are laxatives.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Re-read my original response and get back to me. I'll wait... (sits on the couch nearby)

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

The comment my "Relax" reply was in reference to keeps disappearing, so I could be sitting here for a while... (pulls out a copy of "Everyone Poops" from his briefcase and starts reading)

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ohSNAPyall 26

*while Haha, I like your icon, Action. (You too, Robin, but I'd seen it before.)

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PsychoMerk 0

lol. old school Robin reference ftw :)

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

It may be an old-school "Batman and Robin" reference, but in no way am I associated or responsible for the OP's use of this product or his use of that corny phrase.

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nikcolburn 0

Monty python reference FTW

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