By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
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Hgielad_720 0

On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.

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krushr 3

Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.

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phorest 0

No #66, blondes are the slutty ones. Brunettes are the hottest ones.

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evig_fml 16

71 and 73 your both wrong as attraction is an opinion. In fact some men don't even like blonde woman or any woman at all.

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parasword 0

It is an opinion, but blondes being undesirable is a fact. Besides, since it's recessive in a few generations blondes won't exist anymore, and thank God for that. :)

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Hgielad_720 0

But what about the bottle blondes? :/

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Hgielad_720 0

But what about the bottle blondes? :/

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redbluegreen 40

Of course hair dye will be in the future. I'm waiting for selective DNA to come out where you can "design" your future child by intelligence, health, and how they'll look as well. It's only a matter of time before you have genetically designed blondes.

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evig_fml 16

126 you are wrong sir, blondes are actually preferred at least on a semi-conscious level. iv read studies showing that the blonde hair of females during cave man times was to stand out among the other woman and as a natural human thing cave man went easy to find=easy to mate making them better semi-conscious partners.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

172 - I don't believe that for a minute. I've seen more guys attracted to a brunette (usually for a relationship rather than a hookup) and less guys attracted to blondes unless they wanted a one night stand or a fling. Anyway, I'd like to think that no hair colour is "preferred"... Hair colour doesn't dictate personality or whether the person will make a better lover.

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Doopliss01 0

'And poured myself a glass of juice in victory' YDI

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parasword 0

Because of genetics blondes aren't going to exist in a few generations, and thank god for that!

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yuggi1 11

errm... I almost threw out my glass plate into the trash can.

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eatshitplease 0

why did the blonde jump out the window..? to see if hr maxi pad had wings. HAHAHAA O.o

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BelleBelle_fml 11

It's retards like you that give smart blondes a bad name.

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GlaoigharAirm 0

Typical AMERICAN moment, being blond(e) has nothing to do with it.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yes. Because all Americans are stupid.

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AlvaTheStarvingA 0

Well, YDI OP. Mainly because you were debating over something so idiotic. Oh, and because you poured yourself a glass of juice in victory. I mean, juice? Really? On a side note: My teacher said that maybe I'll finish college when I'm 16. I'm brunette. :) Just saying.

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