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By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By TragicallyAnxious - 10/05/2019 08:00

Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML

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Denial

By Andre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

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By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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Keep quiet

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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Sweet dude

By no booze blues - 21/10/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out some cabinets and stumbled upon a bottle of vodka. Being a recovering alcoholic, I immediately flushed it down the toilet. When my boyfriend got home, instead of being proud of my victory, he bitched me out for wasting the good shit. That’s for the support babe. FML

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Hgielad_720 0

Friday 22 October 2010 23:58

On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.

krushr 3

Friday 22 October 2010 23:53

Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.

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annabethjackson 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:10

Yeah I'm a blonde and I was the smartest kid in highschool

T552 12

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:11

I always enjoy a "blond moment" joke. Thanks for making me laugh there XD Oh and YDI btw :P

Lauren10102 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:15

i am guilty of putting up my shoes in the refridgerador lol

highcane 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:18

secrets15 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:19

any1 can be dumb doesn't have to be blonde

Jeremy_162 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 3:04

agreed.

goldhighways 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:19

wow. I don't see how this would be considered an fml though.

Flipflops4ever 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:22

It depends. If one means some useless skill like integral calculus or quantum mechanics, which less than .00001% of the human population can use to their advantage, then blonds are quite stupid. But when it comes to some useful skill like flirting to their advantage with the boss/cop/professor, or marrying that filthy rich old guy, blonds do pretty well.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 23 October 2010 13:14

You do know the difference between stereotype and real life, right? And why use quantum mechanics? Half the people that study it don't understand it. :P However, in generally accepted 'harder' subjects blondes can do just as well as brunettes/redheads, as not only are some blondes quite intelligent, some brunettes/redheads are quite stupid. In the same way that some people who get through life by flirting are brunettes/redheads.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:29

that's not being stupid that's just making a simple mistake, when you have a lot on your mind or thinking of something you slip up, big deal, doesn't mean your stupid, although I'm pretty dumb :)