By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
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sheaboy121 6

Now if your kids are messed up you know why

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JosephKorso 15

Did you proceed to watch The Nutcracker?

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Anon E Muss 11

Oh c'mon man, don't be so weak, grow a pair of balls! ... Oh.

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capnbzarr 43

Protip: You don't have to remove your belt from your pants to take your pants off. You can just unbuckle it and leave it on your pants.

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WOTAN1488 24

Hi OP here, thanks all I am fine. I was down for about 15-20 minutes including some gagging and the like. And i also had a mouth full of spaghetti to add onto it lol. I learned from this mistake indefinitely.

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uchihadesendent 14

Glad to hear you're better OP and just in case get it checked out you never know.

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Adawong 3

Lol that does suck but you gotta admit it's funny.

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zaidthunder1 27

Our friend group had an elevator rule, whenever we were in the elevator we had to keep our groins covered with our hands, else you get the blow from someone. Retaliation is breaking the rule. How do you say, it hurts like a bitch.

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capnbzarr 43

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

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kennethlwinter 3

Take your belt out like a human next time instead of like a moron.

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uchihadesendent 14

Like you've never done anything to hurt yourself.

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newzealand 28

Why's was your ballsack already tender?? Not let's say after hitting it with a belt?

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c0rrupt555 3

ROFL. you made my night. I laughed pretty hard at that. sorry. I know that's gotta hurt but you know

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