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Same thing different taste
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It's just a flesh wound!
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Nosebleed
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The heat of the moment
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...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/
"so you want to [make] love just like the movies... but in the movies, they're not in love at all." Looolz
if you're young enough to think that you're going to have "just like in the movies" you're too young to be having sex. don't turn out to be one of those pre-teen *****
#1 i dont know what that means =/
Maybe you should take it as a compliment, apparently a significant number of people sneeze in response to sexual thoughts (I just read this like 2 min ago). http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2009/03/when_i_get_that_feel.html
#5 ... *********** is the female equivalent of gettin a ******* for a male. get it?
ya i have to agree with #3, and maybe him dropping u is god slapping you in the face for going to have sex when ur prob 13 or younger.
ooohhh... I hope you were able to explain this one.
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lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".
...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/