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By spilum_endalaust - 20/05/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, after a long night of cramming for an extensive Anatomy final (detailed diagrams included), I check the senior final schedule to find that Anatomy is not till tomorrow, but I take Calculus in 10 minutes. This is followed by an e-mail from my teacher saying I can exempt Anatomy. FML

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spilum_endalaust 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:42

Hey, I did check my final schedule, I just happened to switch the time and day for Calculus and Anatomy. My fault definitely, but still not fun when you realize you're going to be late for an exam you didn't study for.

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Monday 6 June 2011 21:57

but u still made this comment

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:22

#1: Then why're you bothering to comment on it?

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Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:32

damn that must have sucked for you hope calculus went well

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Haha

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Well, I hope you survived that exam!

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Awe that sucks. I hope you did well!

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