Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By creepycrawley247 - 01/05/2013 02:50 - United States - Ellington

Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

Comments

photoamateur 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:52

Dude nice! Why did you even post this as an FML??

Afternoon 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:40

That's not bad at allll!!! I would love it! xD

ursonotknowin 6

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:45

well, it could be worse....

Gryphon 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:25

And thats bad why?

Espion_fml 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How is that bad?!

Gracey__ 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:38

"today... rented out for the next few months." get your gramma right. and stop bitching.. naked people? SCORE

bunnybunnybunny 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:20

lol I'm a nudist. What's your point?

Mr_schadenfreude 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:57

hang a sign off your balcony that advertises diet programs like weight watchers etc... you could even get a marketing company to pay for it! Bonus points: read out articles with titles such as "how to beat obesity" into a recording device before summertime and book a week-long trip somewhere in mid-summer. take the recording, put it into a record player and get it to repeat the reading over loudspeaker on a two-hour loop during the day (10 am to 4pm). involve your neighbors and get them to do the same thing. When you get back, i doubt there'll be a nudist beach outside your window every morning.