Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By creepycrawley247 - 01/05/2013 02:50 - United States - Ellington

Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

Comments

SkydiverGoose 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:39

Where in the hell are there apartments near The Oasis? (I live in Austin, and know exactly where you're talking about. Only one nude beach in TX, after all)

xXBlackHorse666X 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:40

What's so bad about a naturist club? I've been going to one since I was 3, and my dad lives at one, and I se him every 2nd weekend, in the holidays for about a week. Tomorrow will be the first of my 7 day visit for these holidays..... And, apart from the lady who alot of people call ******* bitch, etc (well, it;'s a long story but she is) almost everyone likes almost everyone grat place, good nature (no, not just the nudity, but lots of grass and trees) and I love it there

tomberryboy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:23

stare at the girls not the guys

HugoZorilla 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:48

I'm trying to see the problem... Every morning, ya wake up, go to the window, jerk off, and the day starts off just right.

kapay 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:54

Perhaps you should grow up first before leaving mommy and daddy. If the sight of nudists offends you then you may not be mature enough to be living on your own anyhow.

cmac86 23

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:01

what's wrong with that?

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:45

LOL..I certainly hope that's not the case, given that the OP is a woman

skierguy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:29

Suck it up! Seriously, low rent and perfect in every other way possible and your complaining because you have to see a few naked people? Don't be such a prude.

blenak 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 11:54

And the problem is....????

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:05

I agree with everybody else, there really is nothing wrong with that. Unless of course you're like "****, naked people! My virgin, untainted, perfect eyes!", in which case I'd tell you to grow the hell up. Ass canoli.