By Lockedinroom - 05/02/2013 16:18 - United States

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Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
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darlinjai 18

Maybe you need to switch things up a bit...

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yeti37 16

Shout "I'm the master of my domain!" Then go watch Seinfeld.

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Ziggy122 15

It's no secret to anyone that when a teenage guy locks himself in his room, he's probably masturbating. Nothin' wrong with that. Though 75 is right. Doing it in the shower is more practical. Easy cleanup!

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mr_sarcastic416 29

going back to your dads question though, if you ********** before you shower.... why DO you take really long showers?

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BigSexy123 11

Because long showers are awesome. The water's nice and warm, you get a bunch of time to contemplate life decisions in a secluded area, and if you have a portable waterproof radio, then you get music :D

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Hamz1989 13

I think its about that time that you go out to find a girlfriend and change your parents perception about your loser statues.

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BigSexy123 11

How, exactly, does masturbating make someone a loser?

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Satoaoi 13

lol number 4 ... also wow very intuitive parents

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melkymac101 17

Dang. Well now you should do it in the shower.

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mrebeccan 19

better shower after... if it's a good wank, you can really work up a sweat

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alipod 11

Now, you don't need to lock yourself in your room anymore.

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