Miscellaneous: Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach...

By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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kings1fan 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:55

I hear it's good luck!

Streeet_hayley 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:59

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

Comments

texas_redneck88 10

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:36

Shit happens

CoryX 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:40

At least it wasn't an albatross?

lovelife9 12

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:47

This is what you do to get rid of stress. 1. Make a fist 2. Squeeze as hard as you can 3. Let go 4. Take your other hand and squeeze where your ring finger has hit your palm 5. I hope this helped

yadisingh 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:03

It didn't.

khatyangelz 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:13

What?

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:32

Woah!!! Creepy!!! Cool :D

Daralea 21

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:16

It just made me want to punch something.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:50

Life can really **** with all of us somedays. You finally find a time to bring your troubled mind to rest, only to be shit upon. And seagull shit is some nasty shit stemming from all the french fries, pizza, ice cream, candy, garbage, fish, popcorn and god knows what else they eat from the boardwalk and sand. Just imagine that congolmeration of what is usually rancid, spoiled food brewing in your inestines. The resulting shit would be pretty foul (or fowl if you're looking for the double entendre). And life decided to dump this toxic brew on you.... As you reflect, look back on the puppies you may have kicked, kitties you may have squashed, etc... and repent, or the next load of shit could be a pelican!

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:31

Ham sandwiches. The feathery little buggers love those. You can't go to a beach with a ham sandwich without being mobbed. They don't like my dad very much, he tends to charge them in his wheelchair whilst uttering a war-cry... yes it is embarressing to watch.

TheJester12 15

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:56

Headshot

M3loni 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:19

Seagull poop is very cleansing... Actually, not really. That's just gross. I got a laugh out of it though. :)

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:26

They always leave the seagulls out of these beachy-relaxation-meditation-videoes, don't they? Seriously, unless you go down with a crossbow and kill all the seagulls, or make them all wear nappies (daipers), its a risk you have to take for your beach meditation session.