Miscellaneous: Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach...

By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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Seagull on wheels

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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You deserved it 181

By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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You deserved it 13 135

By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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kings1fan 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:55

I hear it's good luck!

Streeet_hayley 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:59

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

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mytimeallthetime 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:39

You have to learn to laugh.

itsame0987 18

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:45

Good seagull.. Fyl op but this is in my favs now

ironik69 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:49

I prefer the term "shitted," personally.

nosferatu4444 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:39

they say it's good luck:P

WellThatSuxx 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:17

hahahaha my headteacher said that happened to her and she stunk of old fish all day xD

lotte310 1

Friday 21 October 2011 23:06

well, if that isn't inner peace....

darklitfaery 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:31

Lmao!

Feefils321 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:37

That's good luck my friend.

MhmmGirl 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 6:11

Now you have good luck! Shabam!

IPoopedOnU 12

Monday 24 October 2011 2:34

Awww that sux! ????

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