By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
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kings1fan 6

I hear it's good luck!

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Streeet_hayley 6

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

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dumple 0

I believe it's actually best worded "shat on"

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kristienna 3

That's actually said to be really good luck you know..

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tennisrapper1 14

Damn of all places on the beach I don't think that you're the seagulls toilet! Time to clean up I guess!

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perdix 29

In some cultures, that's good luck. Go join one of those cultures and CTFD!

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camera123 0

Ydi for being at the beach and not expecting sea gulls .

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Daralea 21

Not surprised. Everyone knows seagulls are evil anyway. Literally saw one attack a girl and grab a sandwich from her hand once. Now you know to never close your eyes around them!

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freshko21 6

The best thing to do is to laugh it off :) Sometimes the universe has a dark sense of humor, but it is humor nonetheless

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BuckNekkid 22

wtf is a 'shat'? some kinda hat?

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SanDiegoGirl111 3

It's technically slang for the past tense of shit - I highly recommend you incorporate it into your world :)

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darkmis1 17

I think I already told you that it's not slang. The past tense of shit is shat.

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