Health: Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on...

By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:36

I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.

thehoneybadger 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.

Comments

firestone75 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:11

ok wait wait wait......am I the only one who doesn't get what "comfort foods" and juice have in common????

UsernameIsUsed 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:22

yes. Comfort food preferences probably differ from person to person.

im_so_ninja 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:12

did you punch her?

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:12

I feel your pain...

Person1233 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:20

lolgermaphobes. I love drinking out of the bottle and pissing off germaphobes. It's like IRL trolling.

FarSide 22

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:36

OP, you know what else? She probably touched the doorknobs too. And didn't wash her hands after using the toilet. FYL.

lemondrink 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:39

ew revenge is sweet

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:42

jut drink the freaking juice

Jujubilee 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:53

that is so fcking rude and disrespectful!! that's not her home let alone her juice! be one of those roommates that label everything, because clearly you have to! and I would actually say something to her too.

geeksaresexy 18

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:25

I used to label everything I bought! It didn't work, apparently guys ignore it anyway.. and yes I say guys because there were 2 guys and another girl, it was ALWAYS the guys that took my stuff!