Health: Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on...

By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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Sunday 17 July 2011 1:36

I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.

thehoneybadger 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.

Comments

Ryanmatuszak 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:36

wait. juice is your comfort food

knocking 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:45

I was wondering the same thing. I can't think of any kind of juice that would be considered comfort food - the first problem being that I consider food to be something that is solid. The only juice that would ever comfort me would have to have some liquor in it.

KRS_13 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:39

im a germaphobe too :P i feel ya. but still pour the bottle into another cup or something.

tymarie2012 31

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:58

won't help the backwash.

ninjaghost2013 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:40

suck it up butter cup like they say what won't kill u will make u stronger

StudMuffinette 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:40

sorry op :(

annihil8or 15

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:41

Make him by u a new one, his girl = his fault

fmluser57 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:48

don't be such a bitch and take a ****** drink

manbearpig7173 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:56

Solution: don't be a pussy

Otero117 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:58

I hate germaphobes. So complicated about everything it's so annoying. Honest thoughts

SaturnineBears 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:02

Stop being a pansy and wipe it off with a napkin.

dancerNsinger4li 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:12

If she has hepatitis or herpes or anything else will that make it go away...yea didn't think so smart ass. You should probably check to see if you have any STIs because from your comment it seems you are very careless about that kind of stuff.

SaturnineBears 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:27

If she has all these diseases do you think the roommate would be comfortable doing certain things with her? Sharing a drink with someone isn't that big of a deal nowadays and a lot of people do it. I agree that it was very rude of her to drink from his juice carton, but he doesn't need to make such a big ******* deal out of something so small.