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That's hilarious. Awesome answer to a whiny-question. Sounds like something my boyfriend would say.
ditto to #7. But after you've both cooled down, if it's still true, tell him there's nothing "pretend" about you breaking up with him :)
Ahhaaaha...I'm sorry, but it just sounds like he blurted it out without thinking. At least I hope so! That would make it funny...otherwise, I am SO sorry.
Get rid of him if he said that. It might have been because he was mad.
often wen u get in a fight like that where accusations are flying around, people as a sort of defense mechanism just assume that your accusations are wishes, so they negate the alleged negligence without thinking (eg wen parents would shout "i wish you'd clean your room!" and you'd automatically go "i DO clean my room!"), so that might be why he just repeated you here. Next time in a heated argument don't say that you wish for something (for him to pretend) unless you really do want it; don't put the wrong idea in his head. Hope he realised later and apologised =]
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Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
"But i DO pretend to ******!"