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I have to side with your boyfriend. I wouldn't dream of expecting people to take me seriously in an argument if I said something as pathetic and whiny as that. I'm a girl, by the by.
YDI,bravo to the boyfriend
You walked right into that one. Sounds like you're awfully childish in fights, otherwise you wouldn't use such a petulant line and an immature tactic. Don't try to be so manipulative; it backfires. Obviously.
i honestly think this was just a slip of tongue. i'm sure he fixed it after, but it's not included in the fml because then it wouldn't be an fml. people do that all the time, especially guys when they are in arguments because girls say stupid things like "You could at least pretend to love me". this sounds like something any guy would accidentally say. give him a break.
if my girlfriend said some shit like that to me, I'd react the same way he did. that's what you get for being a douchebag.
I don't usually answer these type of relationship issues - without knowing the other side of the story, she could have driven him insane.
Hey, he was probably still mad... It should be okay when he calms down, just talked to him about it at a later time.
It was probably just because he was mad, and he slipped up and made a mistake.
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Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
"But i DO pretend to ******!"