By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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horyo 0

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

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bored690 0

How gay are your fights. You're obviously 12.

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Bucinka 5

The only proper response: "Oh, that works out well, since I pretend to enjoy ******* and sucking you."

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ernodea 0

you really think he cares about that If he's getting "****** and sucked"

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Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0

lmfao! 3 and 6 WIN!! (:

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sexyactionnick 0

YDI for being a passive-aggressive nutball.

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KeiIshiyama 10

As much as that sucks to hear, it's your fault entirely for getting with, and sticking with, that fathoms-deep piece of shit.

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darthtrey 0

Obviously he didn't mean it like that. These aren't FMLs these are SPETSOISSTDM (stupid people egging their significant others into to saying shit they don't mean).

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new_beginnings 3

awh :( im sure it was just the heat of the moment

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new_beginnings 3

awh :( im sure it was just the heat of the moment

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DrCheese 16

I hate it when women say this. Wtf does it look like or mean to pretend to love someone?

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